The blackbird's gonna get it this year.
got to be better than the hordes of bloody rooks at Northampton, or the whole of the midlands dawn chorus at Draycote - one bird, is that it? Or am I just tempting fate. Surely can't be as bad as Mike Beloe's, Roger Battersby's & Rob West's snoring like last time? That sounded like the doors of hell being opened by a very large uphappy doom monster dragging its arse over a lake full of timpany drums whilst being amplified by the whole of the set of the Monsters Of Rock on the loudest setting.
If they are there, which I doubt it, move your tent to the middle of the estuary, its quieter though slightly damper, unless of course you are Al Husk when you get woken up by B&L singing swing low at the top of his voice at 1 in the morning.
I can't wait, I'm sure something must go wrong before then...I want to go to the nats and camp!!