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[The Belgian]

The countdown to Wimbleball has begun at last !!
Tick tock tick tock who can I wind up first...
Simon who ?

Ivan 1300

[gordon Kingston]

Will Olly be able to hold any of his new strings as they will be all nice and shiny.
Will Simon Plod about or Stamp up starts from the south coast.
Gordon

[The Belgian]

Are you still slimming Gordon and a new threat or will you be blown away in the first howler now ? Olly yes, now there is a good target for my attention, I don't think I finished ahead of him in any of the few encounters we had last year, but this is a new year !!
I'm so good this time of year in my imagination, some say delusion...

Ivan 1300

Ivan 1300

[Coastbuster]

Ok you two calm down! Have they changed your recreational drugs or are they still putting bromide in your tea?
We are trained and finely tuned for combat. Cabbage has been training us to ' launch the Paunch' for the best upwind effect, Paul however has dieted and trained himself to a shadow of his former bulk, and is faster all around the course. I however have made the biggest effort and succeeded in achieving my highest body weight of all time. Very proud. Even managed to break a kitchen stool tonight.
We are ready for all comers, chilli a brewing. Don't anyone expect to come and tame the ' Exmoor Beast'. It takes years of self denial and persistence. Or is that self abuse and denial?
Anyhow it's nearly time to stop crowing and perform. Our Hakka is ready for you if you are brave enough!

[Olly]

At this rate I'll be bringing my boat in pieces 😂😂

[maxibuddah]

Paul however has dieted and trained himself to a shadow of his former bulk, and is faster all around the course.

must have been a quick diet, he didn't look that slim at the Steamer, unless you know a different Paul.

Anyone you are all wusses unless you do the Beastie as well. In the good old days it was insisted upon. How dare you not do it.....

[Olly]

I have to drop my boat tonne repaired on the way back in Saturday

[Cabbage]

As I recall Olly has trouble keeping his toys in the boat for 2 races at Wimbleball, nevermind 2 days.
I shall be there for both days, with the paunch deployed.

[maxibuddah]

2 races? More like 2 laps

[Olly]

If that

[gordon Kingston]

As a recent father he will have learnt so much more about tolerance and maintaining his cool!
Yeah Right
Nearly as frustrating as awaiting my rudder and stock.

[maxibuddah]

Well at least Ollie can borrow the nippers toys and pram rather than using his own.

And Ollie I did the nationals at Lyme when my daughter was only six months old. Three days. Sort it out now before the kids takes over your life

[gordon Kingston]

Ollie
Can you bring a few spare toys for me to throw when I am so out of practice I fall in, and for Mr Popple when he gets lost again.
Gordon

[Olly]

😂😂 I'm sure I can find some for you to borrow.